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1. "I may be President of the United States, but my personal life is nobody's damned business." -Chester Alan Arthur
2. "I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my god-damned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights." - Warren G. Harding
3. "If you are as happy in entering the White House as I shall feel on returning to Wheatland, you are a happy man indeed." - James Buchanan
4. "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." — Ronald Reagan
5. "After the White House what is there to do but drink?" - Franklin Pierce
6. "I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me." — Jimmy Carter, in a 1976 interview with Playboy Magazine
7. "When the President does it, that means it's not illegal." — Richard Nixon, in a 1977 interview with David Frost
8. "People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got." — Richard Nixon at a November 17, 1973 news conference
9. "When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'" — Theodore Roosevelt
10. "He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met." — Abraham Lincoln, referring to a fellow lawyer
11. "If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'" — Lyndon Johnson
12. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." — Abraham Lincoln
13. "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." — John Adams
14. "My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers." — Jimmy Carter
15. "What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics? — Ronald Reagan, on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
16. "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying." — Ronald Reagan
17. "It was absolutely involuntary. They sank my boat." — John Kennedy, answering a little boy on how he became a war hero
18. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — George W. Bush
19. "There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate." — Barack Obama
20. "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting." — Ronald Reagan
21. "Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." — Bill Clinton
22. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" — Abraham Lincoln
23. "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S Truman
24. "You lose." - Calvin Coolidge, in response to a woman who said that she had made a bet that she could get Coolidge to say more than two words.
25. “I know only two tunes: One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' and the other isn't.” - Ulysses S. Grant
26. "It's a good thing I am not a woman. I would always be pregnant. I can't say no." - Warren Harding